That MRI was not very fun
So I had my MRI last night. Good times. Let me give you a rundown of the night.
7:30pm - Check in, start filling out paperwork.
7:40 - Finish paperwork. Sit there
7:50 - still sitting there. No one around
8pm - Guy finally comes and gets me. Lady asks if I've ever done any metal work in my life. I say Yes. Then she asks if I've ever gotten any metal in my eye. I say probably. She gets a dirty look, starts an attitude, asks me yes or no. I say I cant remember, as it was a long time ago, and that this isn't my first mri. She gets an even worse attitude, going off about how the MRI isn't a toy...blah blah blah. I finally just say yes. Now I have to get an xray to make sure there are no metal pieces in my eyes.
8:15 - Xray tech finally shows up.
8:16 - I realize xray tech is an idiot.
8:30 - xray tech thinks he's finally ready.
8:40 - xray tech finally realizes he was wrong, gets doc to help.
8:50 - radiologist shows moron how to do it right.
9pm - Back to waiting room
9:15 - Finally get taken into MRI room. Get told it will take 40 minutes. Awesome.
9:16 - Get music option with headphones. Pick country. Get entire Trace Adkins 2nd cd. Absolutely horrible.
9:40 - Music changes to Tim McGraws third album. The crappy, sissy album.
9:45 - Get pulled out for contrast IV. Now I'm freezing thanks too that stuff.
10pm - Done. Finally. Get a dirtly look from attitude lady on my way out. I give her a nice big grin. The look got worse. My smile got bigger. That was just what I needed to put me in a decent mood.
10:30 - get home, watch X-Men 3, then go to bed
7:30pm - Check in, start filling out paperwork.
7:40 - Finish paperwork. Sit there
7:50 - still sitting there. No one around
8pm - Guy finally comes and gets me. Lady asks if I've ever done any metal work in my life. I say Yes. Then she asks if I've ever gotten any metal in my eye. I say probably. She gets a dirty look, starts an attitude, asks me yes or no. I say I cant remember, as it was a long time ago, and that this isn't my first mri. She gets an even worse attitude, going off about how the MRI isn't a toy...blah blah blah. I finally just say yes. Now I have to get an xray to make sure there are no metal pieces in my eyes.
8:15 - Xray tech finally shows up.
8:16 - I realize xray tech is an idiot.
8:30 - xray tech thinks he's finally ready.
8:40 - xray tech finally realizes he was wrong, gets doc to help.
8:50 - radiologist shows moron how to do it right.
9pm - Back to waiting room
9:15 - Finally get taken into MRI room. Get told it will take 40 minutes. Awesome.
9:16 - Get music option with headphones. Pick country. Get entire Trace Adkins 2nd cd. Absolutely horrible.
9:40 - Music changes to Tim McGraws third album. The crappy, sissy album.
9:45 - Get pulled out for contrast IV. Now I'm freezing thanks too that stuff.
10pm - Done. Finally. Get a dirtly look from attitude lady on my way out. I give her a nice big grin. The look got worse. My smile got bigger. That was just what I needed to put me in a decent mood.
10:30 - get home, watch X-Men 3, then go to bed
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